Ümlaut Profile

Air whips the skins here; he is also a master funk lyricist and 4-string banger.
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NAME: Air. Aliases: pod 1, ¨!& III (Pronounced Umlaut Bang Ampersand the Third), Cum Dumpster, Blind Cranberry Sauce, Tapeworm.

INSTRUMENTS: drums, vocals, bass, quivering flange.

HOBBIES: drums, vocals, bass, quivering flange, mountain biking

FAVE BANDS: Too many. Funk, hard rock, and alternative influences. Other favorites include the Spineless Trilobites, win-Tow-Down, and Penn and Teller.

FAVE COMPOSER: K, Myself.

PERSONAL WEAKNESS: I leave the toilet seat up, I drink almost the last of the milk, I am not very attractive, my balls have rotted off, I've got moldy gym shoes

PERSON AMBITION: To fart in an elevator with impunity.

PROFESSIONAL AMBITION: To sell one Cloud Miners song (believe me, it is possible with a little work, I heard a song the other day on the radio that sounded alot like something we could and have done).

FAVE DRINKS: water and ice (mixed together)

SIGN: Pisces

FAVE PASTIME: Lock the doors, lower the shades, and breath deep the bouquets of my vintage fart collection.

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FAVE MUSIC: See fave bands

FAVE FOOD: Mai Tai and Pussy Pie, live Gah

HEROES: PB and J, Salami and Rye

LIKES: when the phone don't ring

DISLIKES: when muh fuckahs be callin

PERSONAL STRENGTHS: The plethora of my weaknesses are my strengths.

PERSONAL QUOTE: I'm Live Baby, Soak It In

PERSONAL MOTTO: To live, love, and recreate.