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Check out "Swoopers", a boisterously mirthful photoplay featuring Ümlaut in his pimp mode.  Sorta sad that after 3 million years of evolution, we've come to this.
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Ümlaut doing volunteer work.  Here he takes a break from assisting unemployed Hobbits in CA where he makes his home and his music.  Click for 100 kb photo.


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Ümlaut whaps his first love, the skins.

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Ümlaut discusses
his ground-breaking single,
The Ghetto Life.



Click here to download Ümlaut's single
The Ghetto Life
(mp3, 8.15 MB)



Ghetto Life is a solo project.  I believe what I was trying to say with that song is that yes, even white folks can come from--and actually live in--the ghetto.  Indeed, white people can be poor and disadvantaged, and, dare I say, even the victims of discrimination.
Further, this song's dialectic captures my roots which are an eclectic mix of low-end suburban whiteness mixed thoroughly with the funkiness of old school, urban black culture.

-Ümlaut